I bet you think you know this story. You don’t. The real one’s much more gory.
Roald Dahl’s irreverent and hilarious collection, Revolting Rhymes. This book is filled with revolting rhymes. (Be warned: It’s no ordinary Once upon a time).
There’s poor Cindy whose heart was torn to shreds, because her Prince, he chops off heads!Snow White’s dwarfs although awfully nice, are guilty of one shocking vice . . .
And what becomes of Goldilocks, that nasty thieving little louse, when she goes sneaking around the three bear’s house . . .
From Jack in the Beanstalk, Goldilocks and the Three Bears to Little Red Riding Hood and the Three Little Pigs, wicked beasts, brazen crooks and a ghastly giant star in these hilarious nursery rhymes with BITE!